The All Brujist Socialist State of Brujstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bruj with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.104 billion Brujists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CA Brujgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brujist economy, worth 682 trillion Brujstan's Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,255 Brujstan's Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brujstan's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Brujstan is ranked 285,809^th in the world and 1,357^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -449.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.