The Democratic Republic of Buedafixe is a massive, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.499 billion Buedafixeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buedafixean economy, worth 175 trillion tostaos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,862 tostaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Buedafixe's national animal is the justo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Buedafixe is ranked 285,690^th in the world and 730^th in Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 52.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.