The Record-Scratchin' Robot of Sincluda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rappin' Max Robot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.768 billion Sincludans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champagne Supernova. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sincludan economy, worth 804 trillion doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,908 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sincludan weed picker are way up, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sincluda's national animal is the cassowary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nethelism.

Sincluda is ranked 26,718^th in the world and 131^st in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 28.02 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.