The Republic of Bufit is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 12 million Bufitians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The strong Bufitian economy, worth 724 billion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,387 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bufit's national animal is the dolphin.

Bufit is ranked 247,723^rd in the world and 59^th in womp for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 169.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.