The District of C K O is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 48.36 billion C K Oian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Public Transport, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The strong C K O economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,405 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (C K O has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C K O's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

C K O is ranked 212,763^rd in the world and 1^st in C K O for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,405.57 Standard Monetary Units.