The Federal Republic of C O is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.512 billion Co-eds are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong C Oian economy, worth 156 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,489 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. C O's national animal is the eagle.

C O is ranked 96,259^th in the world and 64^th in Pacifism for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 34.36 on the Bus Surprisal Index.