The People's Republic of Cai Pore is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Omar with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.826 billion Cai Poreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porrenin. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cai Porean economy, worth 243 trillion Dimes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,126 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cai Pore's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Cai Pore is ranked 180,744^th in the world and 5^th in The Grand Iron Order for Largest Populations, with 2.83 billion capita.