The High Athelingric of Cainitium is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.08 billion Cainitiumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cainitiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,636 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,784 per year while the poor average 37,470, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, Asher Wiley is worshipped as a god, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainitium's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Cainitium is ranked 19,222^nd in the world and 1^st in Cainitium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,104.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.