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High Atheling (Governor): The Leopardish Kinric of Valoptia

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The High Athelingric of Cainitium

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 150th Largest Agricultural Sector: 214th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rd+31
Most Patriotic: 348th Most Devout: 494th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 498th Healthiest Citizens: 553rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 626th Best Weather: 693rd Lowest Crime Rates: 727th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,121st Largest Governments: 1,237th Most Accessible: 1,241st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,293rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,339th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,395th Smartest Citizens: 1,433rd Most Inclusive: 1,516th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,647th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,763rd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,802nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,979th Most Developed: 2,080th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,155th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,160th Most Efficient Economies: 2,265th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,269th Highest Average Incomes: 2,498th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,503rd Highest Food Quality: 2,593rd Most Corrupt Governments: 2,621st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,747th Largest Black Market: 2,877th
World Factbook Entry

Valoptia's old puppet storage; see Snep for the new one

Featured May 5th, 2025


Embassies: Camberus and Snep.

Tags: Featured, Minuscule, and Password.

Cainitium is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Cainitium

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Cainitium is ranked 4,465th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The High Athelingric of CainitiumPsychotic Dictatorship“By any means, Order and Stability”

Regional Happenings

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Cainitium Regional Message Board

As a train pulls into the Cainitium train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Cainitium station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Cainitium!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Cainitium!"

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Cainitium station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let the members of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

Read factbook

[Premium Coach Class] (Semi-Dead/Dead Region, Some Activity/Little to no Activity, Residents of the Region noticed their Region is Featured)

MV Feature Cruise, Bite My Biscuits, and Traveling Reid Spaulding

MV Feature Cruise

*A cruise liner sails in the distance. It's heading to the port in Cainitium. It docks in Dock 09. Then, the horn blasts.*
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
*The PA system inside and outside blares out after the horn.*
"We have arrived at Cainitium. Please disembark if you had the ticket to that region. If not, then guess you'll be staying here."

FECR-330 rates this a Second Class! Congratulations for being featured! Why are there so many puppets? Is this another one of those card farms? Please TG Beliras if you want an exclusive announcement.

MV Feature Cruise

Also, look who's back? Back after extensive refurbishments?

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and Traveling Reid Spaulding

MV Feature Cruise

*The PA system inside and outside blares out.*
"Attention passengers, we are now departing Cainitium. Please wait for the next trip to Cainitium if you are late for the trip."
*The horn blasts three times to announce that the ship is departing.*
TOOOOT! TOOOOT! TOOOOOOOT!!
*Shortly after, the ship undocks and sails away.*

Alright, it's time to go now! Cya! Please TG Beliras if you want an exclusive announcement.

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and Traveling Reid Spaulding

So long until the next featuring.

MV Feature Cruise wrote:*The PA system inside and outside blares out.*
"Attention passengers, we are now departing Cainitium. Please wait for the next trip to Cainitium if you are late for the trip."
*The horn blasts three times to announce that the ship is departing.*
TOOOOT! TOOOOT! TOOOOOOOT!!
*Shortly after, the ship undocks and sails away.*

Alright, it's time to go now! Cya! Please TG Beliras if you want an exclusive announcement.

AHH UR BACK

Commune of Corvinia

Hello!

Commune of Corvinia

1 day 3 hours left...

Lorgadon

Good morning from the Kingdom of Lorgadon. As the Kingdom's leader, I wish to show my rule as a powerful and important one, following religion (Christianity) and ideology (libertarian) to freedom and joy for citizens and I find the easiest way to present myself is in this region. I will assure you I shall be a prominent and great addition to Cainitium!

Strange....

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