The United Kingdom of Cajamarka is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.302 billion Cajamarkans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Rosa. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The strong Cajamarkan economy, worth 88.8 trillion Inti Cajamarkinoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,190 Inti Cajamarkinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the government has enacted freedom of information, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and sick Cajamarkans are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajamarka's national animal is the Condor-dos-andes, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cajamarka is ranked 105,826^th in the world and 5,259^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,190.39 Standard Monetary Units.