The Oppressed Peoples of Calibarn is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 134 million Goyims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The strong Calibarnian economy, worth 9.14 trillion marks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,182 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, and a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calibarn's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Calibarn is ranked 220,252^nd in the world and 629^th in Council of Asia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.