The Interstellar Citizens of Canadian Spaceflight is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.033 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canadian Spaceport. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Space Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 253,047 Space Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, skateparks can be found in every city, and Canadian Artic Fox is one of the most popular forenames in Canadian Spaceflight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Canadian Spaceflight's national animal is the Canadian Artic Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Canadian Spaceflight is ranked 330,076^th in the world and 16^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.