The British Dominion of Cant0n is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governer Aiden Marsh| King Charles III with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.297 billion Cantonese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 290 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,354 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cant0n's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Cant0n is ranked 314,097^th in the world and 170^th in United Kingdom for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.77 on the Bus Surprisal Index.