The Intergalactic Empire of Vishizzia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Nelson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.897 billion Vishizzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vislon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vishizzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,453 trillion Rondles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 355,764 Rondles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,408,322 per year while the poor average 60,769, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Vishizzia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████████.

Vishizzia is ranked 330,463^rd in the world and 231^st in United Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.