The United Imperial Hegemony of Cape Canavral is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by HIRH Emperor-King Lucius with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.441 billion Capers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caper economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Chronos a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,645 Chronos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cape Canavral's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cape Canavral is ranked 217,902^nd in the world and 112^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Black Market, with 367 billion Standard Monetary Units.