The Incorporated States of Capitalilism is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 232 million Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The all-consuming Capitalilismian economy, worth 24.9 trillion Global Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 107,194 Global Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,501 per year while the poor average 16,947, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Capitalilism's national animal is the Wild Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalilism is ranked 21,583^rd in the world and 73^rd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,983.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.