The Fmr 4 Update Delegate City of PhDre is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Big Fat Booty with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.552 billion PhDreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pha. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PhDrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion doughs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,398 doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PhDre's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PhDre is ranked 33,659^th in the world and 71^st in Europeia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 337.71 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.