The Rapping Sensation of PhDre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Fat Booty with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.205 billion PhDreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pha. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient PhDrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,769 trillion doughs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,215 doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PhDre's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PhDre is ranked 69,045^th in the world and 337^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.32 law-abiding acts per hour.