The Colony of Capitalist mania is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 802 million Capitalist manians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delisha as a Colony of AnimeshDelisha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The powerhouse Capitalist manian economy, worth 76.5 trillion Delanis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,376 Delanis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 560,693 per year while the poor average 7,560, a ratio of 74.2 to 1.

A light breeze is enough to make Leader fold, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Capitalist mania's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Capitalist mania is ranked 295,622^nd in the world and 104^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Developed, scoring 46.36 on the Human Development Index.