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Most Advanced Public Transport: 82ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 205th
The Card Capturing Commissariat of
Father Knows Best State
Ever Forward!
XoriGarth McDurthang
Influence
Diplomat
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Card Captor Pacifica

Population15.245 billion

CapitalElegarth City
LeaderXoriGarth McDurthang

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Card Capturing Commissariat of Card Captor Pacifica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by XoriGarth McDurthang with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.245 billion Card Captor Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elegarth City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Captor Pacifican economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,582 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glassy-eyed Card Captor Pacifican wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Card Captor Pacifican Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Captor Pacifica's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card Captor Pacifica is ranked 328,292nd in the world and 69th in Card Captor Pacifica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 82ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 205thMost Primitive: 282ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,518thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,532ndLargest Black Market: 4,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,394thMost Efficient Economies: 8,069thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,530thRudest Citizens: 10,890thMost Influential: 11,947thMost Devout: 12,327thBest Weather: 12,943rdMost Stationary: 13,922ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 19,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,588thLargest Populations: 29,141stLargest Governments: 29,542ndMost Patriotic: 32,213th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Card Captor Pacifican Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, glassy-eyed Card Captor Pacifican wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Card Captor Pacifica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, politicians take citizens for idiots.

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