
| Population | 15.245 billion |
| Capital | Elegarth City |
| Leader | XoriGarth McDurthang |
| Currency | Gold Coin |
| Animal | Black Dragon |
The Card Capturing Commissariat of Card Captor Pacifica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by XoriGarth McDurthang with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.245 billion Card Captor Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elegarth City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Captor Pacifican economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,582 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Glassy-eyed Card Captor Pacifican wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Card Captor Pacifican Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Captor Pacifica's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Card Captor Pacifica is ranked 328,292nd in the world and 69th in Card Captor Pacifica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Card Captor Pacifican Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, glassy-eyed Card Captor Pacifican wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
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Card Captor Pacifica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Captor Pacifica, politicians take citizens for idiots.































































