The Fourth Holy Following of Castiel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Castiel with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.351 billion Minions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Minion economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion Enochian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,234 Enochian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castiel's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Supernatural Catholic.

Castiel is ranked 113,685^th in the world and 14^th in The Universe for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.