The Apostolic Kingdom of Catholic Urcea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Urcean Conference of Catholic Bishops with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.854 billion Catholic Urceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papal Urceopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The powerhouse Catholic Urcean economy, worth 152 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,438 Imperial Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Catholic Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Catholic Urcea is ranked 88,024^th in the world and 3^rd in Christian Card Fellowship for Safest, scoring 88.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.