The Allied States of Cayas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Knaka with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.874 billion Cayasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayas City. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cayasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,204 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 265,725 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Cayas City" t-shirts, Knaka's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown. Cayas's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cayas is ranked 1,396th in the world and 40th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,072.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Cayas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Developed, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, Knaka's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, third world countries are rich in "I Love Cayas City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
- : Cayas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Cayas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
