The Republic of Celestial Vengeance 1 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 2.59 billion Celestial Vengeance 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Celestial Vengeance 1ian economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,729 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and Celestial Vengeance 1 has designated Celestial Vengeance 1 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Vengeance 1's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Celestial Vengeance 1 is ranked 129,982^nd in the world and 153^rd in Site 17 for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.