The City State of Cenagrad is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas Tryvansky with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.193 billion Cenagradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cenagradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Janas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,010 Janas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, both criminals and civilians are DOA, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and Cenagradian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime is totally unknown. Cenagrad's national animal is the Flying Spagetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cenagrad is ranked 224,492^nd in the world and 74^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.