The Empire of Centorion is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 156 million Centorionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Centorionian economy, worth 12.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,298 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,415 per year while the poor average 16,721, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, bicyclists are banned from major roads, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Centorion's national animal is the Dront, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Centorion is ranked 35,423^rd in the world and 1,938^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,426.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.