The Eastphalian Republic of Centorissa is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and feral children. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.285 billion Centorissians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrista. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The Centorissian economy, worth 64.8 trillion Centas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,347 Centas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Centorissa in search of orange mice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Centorissa's national animal is the orange mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Centorissa is ranked 230,811^th in the world and 6^th in Sachsen und Ostfalen for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.