Population | 7.771 billion |
Capital | Los alamos |
Leader | Whoppenheimer |
Faith | Barbieheimer |
Currency | Santa sleigh |
Animal | Reindeer |
The RVARC of Cerata is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Whoppenheimer with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.771 billion Ceratans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los alamos. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ceratan economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Santa sleighs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,574 Santa sleighs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One can wake up in Cerata and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerata's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barbieheimer.
Cerata is ranked 128,329th in the world and 30th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 259.5690005424 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Cerata, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Cerata, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Cerata, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in Cerata, one can wake up in Cerata and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Cerata, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.