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Most Valuable International Artwork: 649thBest Weather: 791stMost Pacifist: 942nd
The RVARC of
Democratic Socialists
sus
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cerata

Population7.771 billion

CapitalLos alamos
LeaderWhoppenheimer
FaithBarbieheimer

CurrencySanta sleigh
AnimalReindeer

The RVARC of Cerata is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Whoppenheimer with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.771 billion Ceratans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los alamos. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceratan economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Santa sleighs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,574 Santa sleighs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Cerata and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerata's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barbieheimer.

Cerata is ranked 128,329th in the world and 30th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 259.5690005424 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 649thBest Weather: 791stMost Pacifist: 942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,002ndNicest Citizens: 1,069thMost Developed: 1,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,267thHealthiest Citizens: 1,309thMost Inclusive: 1,364thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,113thSafest: 2,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,240thHighest Food Quality: 2,295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,376thLargest Governments: 2,654thMost Secular: 2,709thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,460thMost Efficient Economies: 4,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,487thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,416thHighest Average Incomes: 9,669thMost Influential: 10,397thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,292ndHighest Economic Output: 16,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,283rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerata, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerata, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
  • : Cerata lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerata, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
  • : Following new legislation in Cerata, one can wake up in Cerata and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerata, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".

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