The Municipalist Republic of Cerdenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Longick with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.291 billion Cerdenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of People. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The powerhouse Cerdenian economy, worth 232 trillion Cerds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,663 Cerds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,356 per year while the poor average 11,679, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

The national water supply has entered detox, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cerdenia's national animal is the Flying Potato, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is God.

Cerdenia is ranked 57,914^th in the world and 159^th in Thaecia for Highest Average Incomes, with 70,663.68 Standard Monetary Units.