The United cervantes Republic of Cervantasdill is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cervantes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.263 billion Cervantesdillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cervantasdillian economy, worth 562 trillion Cervantes turds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,484 Cervantes turds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, the black market offers sweet deals, and the default state for Cervantasdill is default. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cervantasdill's national animal is the Cervantes, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cervantesilism.

Cervantasdill is ranked 123,070^th in the world and 84^th in Corsair for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,688.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.