The Explosive Minefield of Afrani is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Security Camera with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 941 million Afranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roysk. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Afranian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Glod Pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,961 Glod Pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, Afranian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afrani's national animal is the Radioactive Lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Afrani is ranked 57,309^th in the world and 51^st in Corsair for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,762.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.