The Immortal Pirate of Cervantes de Leon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cervantes de Leon with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.809 billion Cervantes de Leonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cervantes de Leonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion spanish reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,302 spanish reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, nations that kill a Cervantes de Leonian can expect a strongly worded letter, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Madrid Times is sold out, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cervantes de Leon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Cervantes de Leon is ranked 153,484^th in the world and 3^rd in Spanish Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 903.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.