The Commonwealth of Cha Hetstopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Hetstopia with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.371 billion Hetstopian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max Topia. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cha Hetstopian economy, worth 702 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,833 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cha Hetstopia's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is roman catholicism.

Cha Hetstopia is ranked 131,211^th in the world and 85^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Populations, with 5.37 billion capita.