The Constitutional Anarchy of Chalakudy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Koba Wolff with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.995 billion Humans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri La. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 16,563 trillion Hard Cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 534,400 Hard Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, they say that Humans made a dessert and called it peace, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown. Chalakudy's national animal is the കുമ്മനാന, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinkoism.

Chalakudy is ranked 16,305^th in the world and 15^th in India for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 80.65 Effective Tax Rate.