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Least Corrupt Governments: 980thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,461st
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Caseus est inconcessus
Influence
Dominator
Patrician
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Chaopia

Population34.729 billion

CapitalChaopia City
LeaderThe President

Currencymerl
Animalemperor penguin

The Democratic Republic of Chaopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.729 billion Chaopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaopia City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chaopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,864 trillion merls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,860 merls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stocks go up when the internet says so, Chaopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about The President, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaopia's national animal is the emperor penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chaopia is ranked 6,034th in the world and 1st in Discworld for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 517.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 980thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,461stMost Pacifist: 1,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,634thNicest Citizens: 1,720thSafest: 2,247thMost Accessible: 2,401stMost Inclusive: 2,696thHighest Food Quality: 2,867thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,231stHighest Economic Output: 3,358thHealthiest Citizens: 3,509thMost Developed: 3,512thSmartest Citizens: 3,526thLargest Populations: 3,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,612thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,760thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,809thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,573rdLargest Governments: 7,508thBest Weather: 8,103rdMost Influential: 8,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,251stMost Secular: 10,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,316thNudest: 14,486thLowest Crime Rates: 14,647thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,297thHighest Average Incomes: 18,557thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,613th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Chaopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, Chaopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about The President.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, stocks go up when the internet says so.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, the Chaopian government is the world's largest NGO.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaopia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.

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