The Empire of Chaos Prime is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dark Emperor Berserk Knight with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.512 billion Chaos Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Fortress. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaos Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 3,485 trillion Imperial Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,972 Imperial Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaos Prime's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chaos Prime is ranked 4,251^st in the world and 105^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 247.91 kickbacks per hour.