The Protectorate of Chausland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Protector with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.902 billion Chauslandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gelles. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chauslandian economy, worth 195 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,014 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People's charity begins and ends at home, Gelles River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chausland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chausland is ranked 61,320^th in the world and 1^st in The Gnate for Highest Average Incomes, with 103,014.83 Standard Monetary Units.