The Republic of Chayofa is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Carlos Corazón with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.831 billion Chayofans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Camella. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chayofan economy, worth 560 trillion céntimoes a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,021 céntimoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chayofa's national animal is the gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is humanismo.

Chayofa is ranked 76,209^th in the world and 13^th in The Maritimes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.81 law-abiding acts per hour.