The Allied States of Cheese Quesadilla Man is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.667 billion Cheese Quesadilla Manians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The thriving Cheese Quesadilla Manian economy, worth 587 trillion Cheeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,096 Cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese Quesadilla Manians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cheese Quesadilla Man's national animal is the Quesadilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cheese Quesadilla Man is ranked 241,173^rd in the world and 1^st in Dinolandia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 162.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.