The Quesbian Puppet of Cherry Coca-Cola is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Asa Griggs Candler with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.03 billion Coles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pibb City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The all-consuming Cherrese economy, worth 359 trillion cherries a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,291 cherries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,264 per year while the poor average 20,286, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cherry Coca-Cola's national animal is the cherry tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Johnstoneism.

Cherry Coca-Cola is ranked 82,005^th in the world and 14^th in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,431.41 Standard Monetary Units.