The State of Chesaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 42.342 billion Chesawians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The thriving Chesawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,782 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,081 per year while the poor average 5,874, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, Chesaw has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Chesaw in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Chesaw's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chesaw is ranked 44,495^th in the world and 1^st in Chesaw for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,123.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.