The Empire of Chimoorian is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.052 billion Chimoorianians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chimoorianian economy, worth 306 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,739 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoorian's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoorian is ranked 23,700^th in the world and 13^th in Lair of the Dragons for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,936.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.