The Republic of Chip 2 is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 438 million Chip 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The strong Chip 2ian economy, worth 21.3 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,577 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,844 per year while the poor average 11,812, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Chip 2ian politicians, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Chip 2's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chip 2 is ranked 114,539^th in the world and 5,550^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 708.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.