The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 42.109 billion Chocolate Lakers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocolate Lake. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chocolate Lakean economy, worth a remarkable 5,647 trillion loonies a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,116 loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chocolate Lake's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chocolate Lake is ranked 34,124^th in the world and 8^th in The Maritimes for Highest Average Incomes, with 134,116.59 Standard Monetary Units.