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Nudest: 32ndMost Stationary: 433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 475th
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Chocolate Lake

Population30.398 billion

CapitalChocolate Lake


The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.398 billion Chocolate Lakers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocolate Lake. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chocolate Lakean economy, worth a remarkable 4,034 trillion loonies a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,727 loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and there is something rotten in the state of Chocolate Lake. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chocolate Lake's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chocolate Lake is ranked 219,211th in the world and 28th in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -180 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Nudest: 32ndMost Stationary: 433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 921stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,220thHighest Crime Rates: 1,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,155thLargest Populations: 2,345thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,992ndLargest Black Market: 3,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,399thFattest Citizens: 5,891stMost Cultured: 6,595thSmartest Citizens: 6,631stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,039thMost Influential: 7,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,242ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,570thMost Secular: 14,567thHighest Drug Use: 15,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,521stMost Pacifist: 16,692ndMost Avoided: 17,404thHighest Average Incomes: 18,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,757thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,246th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the region

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