The Classification of Cimpl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Avatar with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.101 billion Cimpltonnes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cimpl. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cimpl economy, worth a remarkable 6,919 trillion boonbonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,766 boonbonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails. Crime is totally unknown. Cimpl's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Cimpl is ranked 31,479^th in the world and 3^rd in Homestuck for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,498.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.