General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Classification of Cimpl
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Classification of Cimpl
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Turkic Union, Archdymia, The Great Universe, Yarnia, Gypsy Lands, Union of Nationalists, Hollow Point, Fredonia, Regionless, Sea, Guinea Kiribati, The Illuminati, The Embassy, United States of America, and 13 others.Mitteleuropa, Raxulan Empire, Pecan Sandies, Paradox Space, Wallachia, Arconian Empire, Metrop0litan Union, Ice Cream Haven, Cypress Cove, Penguin Land, Gospels, The new region, and Alternia.
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Homestuck contains 14 nations, the 1,295th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Poor Incomes in Homestuck
The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Homestuck is ranked 3,101st in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Leg-endary Realm of Mettaton-EX | Father Knows Best State | “OHHH YES” | |
| 2. | The Classification of Cimpl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Optime volo, ut nemo umquam” | |
| 3. |  The Mansion of Doc Scratch | Iron Fist Socialists | “I am an excellent host.” | |
| 4. |  The Seer of Light of TentacleTherapist | Psychotic Dictatorship | “So what is this game?” | |
| 5. |  The Turntech Godhead of Dave Strider | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KICK IT BARACK” | |
| 6. |  The Carcino-Geneticist of Karkat Vantas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “CG: YOU. JUTS. GOT PWNED” | |
| 7. |  The Gallows Calibrator of Terezi Pyrope | Moralistic Democracy | “H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of TimaeusTestified | Father Knows Best State | “Irony is the ultimate armor” | |
| 9. |  The Tentacle Therapist of Rose Lalonde | Authoritarian Democracy | “We may be doomed to fail. But we must not fail to try.” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Magical Girl Raising Project | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The irken armada of zim ceased to exist.
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The Empire of TimaeusTestified arrived from The South Pacific.
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The Empire of Theocratic Monarchist Union of Dharma of the region Der Leibwache proposed constructing embassies.
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The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
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The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester of the region The United Binturong Islands proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Allied Nations and Homestuck.
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The Queendom of Homestuck arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester of the region The United Binturong Islands proposed constructing embassies.
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The Mansion of Doc Scratch arrived from Balder.
- : The Mansion of Doc Scratch ceased to exist.
Homestuck Regional Message Board
Loading...hope so!!!! ::3 i'm caught up with the updates though so i can only reread ::/
Cimpl and LORD ENGLISH
huh, they're doing stuff, interesting.
I have this nagging feeling that Homestuck as we once knew it is dead. The first indication is on that blog post that says "September 11th, one of, if not the most iconic and notable dates in Homestuck history." Things are now being run by a social media manager, because what the hell happened on September 11th? I mean in Homestuck? :V
With that said, they've got the right idea if they can actually get a critical mass of readers all over again - part of the whole Homestuck experience was the update wait.
The question is whether they'd get the cadence right though - part of that wait and the excitement was not knowing if that update was coming at midnight or 3am or 9pm or whenever or if there was going to be 1 update or 10 updates at a time or how many updates per day. Or if there'd even be an update that day. Or week. Or year. Something tells me that they're not going to be re-enacting the gigapause :p
Finding a way to get Flash working is great for it, since the interactive bits were always fun and again, were part of the experience. But at the same time, I wonder if it'll hit the same with today's "younger" crowd. Like, "omg young people don't have attention spans anymore" is obviously a meme, but there has been a trend since the 2010's of content in general being shorter and shorter. Tiktoks, Youtube shorts, etc.
Cimpl, LORD ENGLISH, and Ham steak
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THERE IS NO USE TRYING TO OUTRUN SANTA. YOUR PRESENTS ARE ALREADY UNDER THE TREE.
Doc Scratch, Cimpl, and Ham steak
YOUR SERVER IS ALREADY BREACHED.
Doc Scratch and Cimpl
hm. One of those days, I see.
TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY...
...12 MORE DAYS UNTIL DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5.
Mettaton-EX and The irken armada of zim
YES! This "Deltarune" will be sure to please the Almighty Tallest ZIM! As they say on this internet... DELTARUNE TOMORROW!
ZIM signing off!
-"OBEY THE FIST!"
Cimpl, Mettaton-EX, and LORD ENGLISH
You know, I swear I didn't get that inactivity e-mail... grumble
Hello, Homestuck. It's me, Homestuck.
Doc Scratch, Cimpl, Mettaton-EX, TentacleTherapist, and 2 othersThe irken armada of zim, and LORD ENGLISH
John Homestuck.
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