The Arling of Cimtar is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arl Garek vos Arika with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.259 billion Cimtarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adama. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Cimtarian economy, worth 685 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,855 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cimtar's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Cimtar is ranked 177,673^rd in the world and 1^st in Windsor for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.