The Icenado of Cirnobog is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Cirno with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 24.55 billion Zombie Faeries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suomi. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The powerhouse Zombie Faerie economy, worth a remarkable 2,901 trillion Snowflakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,191 Snowflakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the government is avowedly secular, and Suomi is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirnobog's national animal is the Frozen Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not a religion at all.

Cirnobog is ranked 4,179^th in the world and 74^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.27 Effective Tax Rate.