The Colony of Cirnover is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 425 million Cirnoverians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misty Lake. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cirnoverian economy, worth 38.7 trillion Numbers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,988 Numbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirnover's national animal is the Fairies.

Cirnover is ranked 214,996^th in the world and 1^st in The Multiverse Of Your Own Reality for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 percentage of bribes refused.