The United Commonwealth of Cironea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Dominika Czongor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 19.126 billion Cironeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karvárda. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cironean economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Sapals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,490 Sapals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cironea's national animal is the Katri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sventojism.

Cironea is ranked 67,967^th in the world and 2^nd in The Berghof for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,627 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.