The Commonwealth of Citanara is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Robin Sherwood with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.063 billion Citanarans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottingham. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Citanaran economy, worth 953 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 188,268 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citanara's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Citanara is ranked 331,458th in the world and 3,236th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 564.8 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Citanara, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
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Citanara, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Citanara, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in
Citanara, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
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Citanara, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
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Citanara, the image of Citanara's future is just a picture from last century.
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Citanara, prank shows are so hot right now.
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Citanara, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
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Citanara, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
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Citanara, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.

































































